Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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