my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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