it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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