they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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