Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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