i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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