I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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