i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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