that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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