They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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