then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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