I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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