Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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