doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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