Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days