my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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