Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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