Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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