He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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