my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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