Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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