THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Houston, we have a squirter
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He shit in the fireplace
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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