I can tuck mytits in my pants
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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