i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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