Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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