Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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