Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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