think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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