i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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