ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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