You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
drinking out of a sandbucket again
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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