we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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