This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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