Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
