On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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