Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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