i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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