If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
false alarm, still single
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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