Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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