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(517): View more from Michigan

I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.

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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(416): View more from Ontario

It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....

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(406): View more from Montana

You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.

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(951): View more from California

I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?

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