What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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