It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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