Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Its not alright that i make out with a manican. http://tfl.nu/ol2k
  Replies (4) Good night (749) Bad night (1004)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide. http://tfl.nu/s8ub
  Replies (5) Good night (3895) Bad night (626)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain. http://tfl.nu/693g
  Replies (16) Good night (1047) Bad night (4379)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers" http://tfl.nu/lsqw
  Replies (16) Good night (4228) Bad night (895)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): Road construction signs are deceptively heavy http://tfl.nu/a969
  Replies (5) Good night (2591) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful http://tfl.nu/kqdo
  Replies (11) Good night (3231) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW. http://tfl.nu/hy3p
  Replies (6) Good night (2483) Bad night (1081)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey. http://tfl.nu/1z5r
  Replies (5) Good night (1743) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN http://tfl.nu/9tva
  Replies (24) Good night (2188) Bad night (607)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons. http://tfl.nu/mw2s
  Replies (10) Good night (2488) Bad night (1086)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy http://tfl.nu/as9c
  Replies (5) Good night (2548) Bad night (644)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/dvob
  Replies (6) Good night (1511) Bad night (883)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join? http://tfl.nu/rgcj
  Replies (6) Good night (872) Bad night (371)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no? http://tfl.nu/z665
  Replies (2) Good night (733) Bad night (303)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious. http://tfl.nu/g2fz
  Replies (0) Good night (514) Bad night (246)

Randomize