handjob tips. give me some.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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