you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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