Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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