: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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