Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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