guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
her facebook's as public as her vagina
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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