Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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