He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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