I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
