Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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