Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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