he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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